New Simpons episodes, based on Simpsonsmovie.com Avatars
So the Simpsons have been boring me lately, but luckly, with the avatar system over at www.simpsonsmovie.com , I can now make my own stories and characters. Here is a first run off of people I have made, and their tales.
When a traveling rock concert comes to town, they offer the opening slot to a local band, and a battle of the bands ensues. Besides Martin and Ralph’s Two Man Polka Band, Otto’s Father:
comes to town to battle:
Snake’s Rock Star Cousin. Otto’s father drives a cab in Capital City, and after hearing how Snake and the Cousin belittle Otto in a Battle of the Bands (Otto plays a solo of Smoke on the Water), his father comes and does intense Guitar Hero training with Homer. Then the trio of Homer, Otto and his father called TransRock wins the crowd in a Band show-down. This has a lot to do with Otto and his father accidentially putting their “stash” on the pyrotechnics getting everyone in Springfield high.
Episode 2, Life’s Sloppy Seconds:
This begins with someone making Springfield in Second Life, and the next thing you know everyone is on there. After a crazy collage of different people and their on-line personas, Disco Stu meets an avatar he remembers from long ago.
His lost lover, who comes to town to visit in “First Life”:
Comic Book Guy is also visited by his chat lover:
The romance of Comic Book Guy and his Chat Lover goes on the rocks when she opens his “priceless” Hello Kitty collector items. Even though they are standing right in front of each other, they madly argue over text messages on their Blackberries.
The romance for Disco Stu hits a bump when he realizes his old girl is now into Phish. After becoming Jam Band Stu for awhile, he regresses back to his disco roots and the episode ends with the citizens of Springfield acting out Xanadu in Disco Stu’s Second Life roller disco. The Crazy Texas plays the part of Gene Kelly.
Episode 3, Wonder Twins Deactivited:
All around Springfield, pranks and antics are being pinned on Bart. No one, of course, believes him when he says he didn’t do it. So he and Lisa try and track down the culprit and discover:
Ralph’s Evil Twin. Seperate at birth, he as smart as Ralph is special, as smooth as Ralph is akward. In a battle to the finish, Bart is about to be thrown from the Springfield sign where the Evil Twin is about to deface the letters when Ralph saves the day. How? Well, you gotta watch the episode.
Episode 4, Love Hard Brewed:
Carl, Lenny and Homer are all at Moe’s when Moe gets a call and then start frantically cleaning. After a montage of the boys helping him out, in comes:
Moe’s Hot Sister. Lenny and Carl fall madly in lust with her, much to the disgust of Moe. Homer, of course, eggs it all on. After taking in Springfield, Moe’s Hot Sister says the only thing that can win her heart is a pint of Duff’s Ultra Secret Quadruple-Bock Stout, hidden deep inside the brewery. So Homer, Lenny and Carl all break in and discover the phantom of the brewery:
Samuel Duff. Samuel Duff, in trade for the trio keeping his secret, give Homer, Lenny and Karl a pint of the mystic brew, which Homer drinks after breaking a sweat when Samuel Duff releases his Brewery Boys to chase them out of the factory. So they distraughtly walk back Moe’s to find his sister in the arms of Duff Man’s Straight Brother. But all is not lost, during the episode, Lenny and Karl discover who they truly love, each other, and get married in the Duff Beer Garden by Duff Man himself.
The ends.