The Cautious Twins review
What we learn is that bad people look like good people, but never vice versa. And basically don’t talk to anyone, because they are gonna offer you candy, or puppies or ponies or some shit to lure you into their horror den. But there is good advice, like if a dude stops and asks you to get into his car so he can take you to his shed, you say no. Hopefully though, to a kid this would already sound like a bad idea.
Okay, the movie sequence has to the height of the waywardness. So it’s in the dark where bad people try bad things, and the Cautious Twins in a serious lapse of judgment have sat between the very caricature of a 50’s kiddy fiddler. Nice. So they hustle the fuck out of there after a bit of the old grabby grabby and on their way home it gets rough. Doren got worked by this dude in the lobby, and then on the street some dude grabbed Dan that required some police intervention. And they aren’t even halfway home. Then the puppy test, from a car driven by a young Hunter S. Thompson.
Then they decided not to walk into the dark alley where bad things happen in bad movies. And basically live in total mortal fear of the outside world, so they get home. And according to this film, that’s the only truly safe place in the world.
